stag and doe


how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

#big problemo



It’s Halloween Feast, 1991, and Minerva is trying not to be overcome with the realization that this is the tenth anniversary of their-she doesn’t even have to say their names-deaths, espciallyw hen she watches Harry laugh at something Weasley said. She thinks instead to a happier memory of sorts, twenty years ago, 1971, when Potter and Black, first years themselves, sat at that same table, faces all innocence when the pumpkins over the Slytherin table exploded. They’d gotten two detentions apiece and she wrote the first of many letters to Mrs. Potter.

Her reveries are interrupted when Quirrell, the blithering idiot, comes in shouting about a troll. Once the students’ safety is ensured, she goes to hunt out the troll. It’s not in the dungeons anymore, and they follow the obvious path of destruction up one floor, then another, until they reach the girls’ bathroom.

What does she find but a room in shambles, a knocked out troll, and Weasley, Granger, and Potter. She stifles her laughter, she has to, because she can’t lose it now. All the same, she can’t help but give him points, both for his dumb luck-because, really  a troll?-and because, well, he’s not so unlike his father after all.

lindsey i hate you

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 5:32 PM with 189 notes
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#hp #minerva mcgonagall #headcanon


harry potter challenge: it’s not over → favorite character + favorite color

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 4:37 PM with 200 notes
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#sirius black #hp


how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 3:41 PM with 17,149 notes
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#omfg #hp

inspired by (x) and (x)

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 2:46 PM with 22,049 notes
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posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 1:51 PM with 17,190 notes
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game of thrones + pretty colors

game of thrones + pretty colors

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 12:55 PM with 8,889 notes
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#got #asoiaf #pretty


sirius likes to think he’s really hardcore and punk rock but really he gets very distraught over papercuts and doesn’t like to sleep without saying goodnight to all of his friends before bed and he can’t function without at least 10 hugs a day and he gets really mopey when he feels left out and if he had his way all of his sandwiches would have the crusts cut off 

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 12:00 PM with 4,510 notes
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#sirius black #headcanon #hp #marauders era


So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 11:04 AM with 111,691 notes
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#omfg #best

posted Wed, Apr 23 @ 10:09 AM with 177 notes
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